Developer life? Just a slave of bugs and overtime lol

When people hear that I'm a developer, they all say, "Wow, cool~ Are you going to work at Google or something?" But in reality, it's just a festival of bugs and swearing.
I fix one line of code and suddenly the screen explodes, leaving only a black window, making me feel like my life has exploded along with it.

PM always says, "Isn't this a simple feature?" but that simple thing devours my weekend.
"It'll only take a day" → Does my youth end in just one day? lol

And what I really don't understand is why developer gatherings always end late? If you go to a gathering after working overtime, the gathering becomes overtime. Eventually, when you get home, it's 2 a.m., with a daily meeting at 9 a.m. the next day. Life = an infinite loop of death.

Oh, and the most annoying moment:
My code wasn't working, so I spent 3 hours pulling my hair out, only to find out that I missed a semicolon... The moment of self-loathing MAX.
But what's funny is, after fixing it, I feel like a genius and boast about myself. "This is the life of a developer~" while ordering chicken.

In conclusion: Developers are just machines that run on chicken and caffeine lol